Welcome to the first edition of WTF? Domains. A look at the ridiculous, the funny, the sometimes obscene. Domains that make you go WTF?
Here is the first list of names that have expired that I have been compiling, future posts will be the previous weeks names.
Some of the names were registered for over a decade, some names have a date when they were registered after the name.
(May not be safe for work or children viewing over your shoulder)
daughterofabitch.com 05/2009 Would make for one heck of an email address.
imasugardaddy.com 05/2009 It’s a softer way then saying “Hi I will pay for sex”
sorrysob.com 05/2009 Self Deprecating blog.
thebossthinksimworking.com 05/2008 Well now he knows you are not working.
shouldbewellhung.com Put that in your online dating profile.
thickandhairy.com Don’t put that in your online dating profile.
bunchofbastards.com 2008 Coming to a theater near you.
lazyandfat.com 2008 Usage on this one would be interesting, first person or third person perspective?
donttouchmybutt.com If you say so
dickpicoftheweek.com Need more content than weekly, maybe pic of the day to generate that ad revenue.
sleepwithyourboss.com 2007 A new kind of dating app.
dickalicio.us 2008 That’s just wrong, ripping off Del.icio.us like that.
olepiss.com 2009 Is that better than new piss?
b4ufuckit.com 2011 just sloppy
justforshitsandgiggles.com 2006 Actually liked this one for a comedy blog.
drunkandonline.com 2014 Sounds like some people’s life goals.
shakeyourboobs.com You need to hit that Amazon wishlist first.
howtocleanseyourcolonz.com Why the z? Doesn’t seem official.
bewareofredheads.com That’s not nice.
ballsinthewind.com 2008 Better than caught in the zipper.
1-gatlinburg-log-cabin-rentals-mountain-chalet-tn-vacation.com 2002 What was that about you need a short domain name?
bitteroldbastard.com 2008 I know a few who could use that for a personal email address.
rugs-and-carpets-care-rug-and-carpet-cleaning.com Another registrant who won’t give in to the short domain movement.
iwantawoody.com To quote Michael Scott, “that’s what she said!”
whatisputineating.com Who cares?
hatsondicks.com I think they are called condoms.
noseinbutt.com 2009 That was money well spent.
tryshit.com 2005 Not as catchy as just do it.
lovethecrack.com Which crack?
sexisoverrated.com 2003 This person must be fun at parties.
dontmakefunofmy.name 2008 But we will make fun of Dot Name.
breakwind.org A whole organization dedicated to farting.
smallpeniscontest.com Not a contest any man wants to win.
poopvideo.com No thank you
whalefarts.com They might be members of Breakwind.org.
dickfan.com That’s a large fanclub.
sweattybutt.com Take a shower
longschlongsilver.com Elliot Silver’s porn back up plan if domaining didn’t work out.